godspeed_229 ([info]godspeed_229) wrote,

Jordans plan for the future

1.) Do another year at college.
2.) Do my best to turn gay, or at the least, fall for a non-blonde.
3.) Get a job in the council and work my way up to a 30k a year for doing fuck all.
4.) Move to Iceland in around ten years, and purchase a record shop.
5.) Get summat to eat, by then ill be hungry.
6.) Die aged 32, so ive already had my mid-life crisis.

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[info]demtd

August 29 2005, 10:58:06 UTC 6 years ago

hahahahahahha non blondes can be just as bad try going for a ginger cunt

[info]distroya

August 29 2005, 13:28:42 UTC 6 years ago

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

women in general are quite poo. you're better off turning gay. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

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